Last night on ITV1 Stephen Mulhern presented a comedy and entertainment extravaganza in which celebrities showed off their hidden talents for mimicry. It featured Tim Healy, Mackenzie Crook, Bobby Davro, Sally Lindsay, Mark Wingett, Jerry Hall, Liz Smith, Les Dennis, Joe Pasquale, Eamonn Holmes, Claire Sweeney and David Gest, and included a performance by JLS.
Allegedly hugely overpaid TV presenter Jonathan Ross (pictured left), probably better-known as the husband of pink-haired screenplay writer Jane Goldman, described the show as "Zombie food!".
This may explain why Shaun of the Dead zombie movie star Simon Pegg (left), also known for playing Scotty in the long-running TV series Star Trek, was equally impressed, "A shit tide of contemporary fucksludge," he exclaimed. Pegg, almost 40, often to be seen buying or eating meat on the streets of Crouch End, also asked, "What hope for our children?"
Comedian and creator of the daleks, Bobby Davro, who actually featured in the show, merely commented "Oh dear! Don't want to say any more about that!"
Huge Irish TV funnyman Dara O'Briain said he thought the show was, "Awesome!" but also admitted that he hadn't actually seen it.